A lady who needs her space

I like my space. Don't get me wrong, cats are great, but I prefer people.

See, people have these clever hands. They can open cans of food. They can throw toy mice. They can push buttons. They can scratch all those places I just can't reach. They can sink those long digits into my gloriously soft fur and make me purr for hours!

People also have laps, something cats really should look into. Laps are convenient resting places for us: they're flat, warm, and very close to those clever hands. And they're always there when you need them. Personally, I prefer the lap in front of the computer. That way I can keep a watchful eye on my person and still get a good scratch.

When cats come around, they make me edgy. They're fine across the room or, even better, in a whole other room. Next thing you know, they're in my space wanting to be cleaned or something. It's much better if it's just me and my people.

Your lap looks comfortable.